Train Passenger Trolled

At Patna Railway Station:

Passenger: Hi, is this my train?
Station Master: No sir! It belongs to the Railway Company.
Passenger: Don’t try to be funny! I mean to ask if I can take this train to Mumbai?
Station Master: No Sir!  I’m afraid it’s too heavy.

Pure Accident

The angry mom asked Brian: “Brian, why on earth did you kick your younger brother in the stomach?"
Brian replied with a cute face, “It was pure accident, mom, I am not at fault. He turned around at the last minute.” :)

It should be a "Fair Play"

The man in the barber chair signaled with his finger- 'Have you got another razor?' he whispered.

'Of course, yes! sir,' said the barber. 'But may I ask you why?'

'I'd like to defend myself,' said the customer.

I am Hungry MEME

I am Hungry MEME

You are a BUDHU

You know what? You are a B.U.D.H.U.
B. Because
U. You
D. Don't understand
H. How important
U. U are to me

Hilarious

Poop Joke

Cold

What can you catch but not throw?


A cold.