Dilemma| Hilarious Jokes

A friend of mine called me over the phone after a long break. After exchanging a few good lines about how were we doing, he asked: Sam, can we have kids after 40?

I pondered for a while, and answered: Depends Rob, but why would you want so many kids? Aren't you happy with 40 kids as of now?

[English Jokes, Internet Humor] 

At a Classroom

Teacher: hi all, please introduce 

with your

name and hobbies!

..

1st boy : My name is

Raju and my hobby is

watching moon

..

2nd boy : my name is

Vikash and my hobby is

watching moon.

..

3rd boy: my name is

Jasminder & my hobby is

watching moon

.

.

So, all boys in the class 

told different names but

their hobby was

the same

TEACHER : Very good, all boys

have the same hobby

now its girls' turn, come on...

.

.

1st girl :  Hello Sir! My name is

Moon.

Smart Kid

One sunny day a young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” 

The barber puts a hundred rupees note in one hand and two ten rupees notes in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which one do you want, boy?” 

The boy takes the two 10 rupee noted and leaves. 

“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” 

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of an ice cream store. “Hey, dear! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the two ten rupee notes instead of the 100 rupees?” 

The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the 100 bucks, the game will be over!

Can you answer this?

Science says, by boiling water the germs in the water are killed!
but science does not know that by boiling water the dead germs remain in the water and are consumed by us!

Perfect Husband Definition

Who is the perfect husband? 

**One who can keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open! 

Engagement, wedding etc

What kind of rings do men need to get married?

1: Engagement Ring 
2: Wedding Ring 
3: Suffe-Ring 
4: Endu-Ring 

Sam the Tourist Guide

One day, Sam was driving on a jeep in a deep jungle.
Tourist: Imagine! If a lion comes close to us now, how will we escape?
Sam: Very simple Sir, we'll give right indicator & turn left.