Tuesday, 2 July 2013

Smart Kid

One sunny day a young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” 

The barber puts a hundred rupees note in one hand and two ten rupees notes in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which one do you want, boy?” 

The boy takes the two 10 rupee noted and leaves. 

“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” 

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of an ice cream store. “Hey, dear! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the two ten rupee notes instead of the 100 rupees?” 

The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the 100 bucks, the game will be over!

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