Funny One Liners

There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. 

 If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

 The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

 If you don't like the news, go out and make some.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.